Monday, February 25, 2008

Gays and Dolls, Rooster's Comedy Competition!


Thursday, February 28, 8 pm. It's the best comedy showcase in town, and I'm hosting it! Gays and Dolls at the Clubhouse, 414 Mason Street, 7th Floor (between Geary and Post). I am hosting this fabulous and funny comedy showcase featuring female and gay male comics. Maggie Newcomb headlines, and you'll see great sets from me, Ryan Kasmier, Morgan, Kelly McCarron and Ronn Vigh. Tix are $8, and $2 from every ticket goes to the Stop AIDS Project. Plus it's BYOB for 21 and over! Get your tix here.



Wednesday, March 5, 8 pm, Rooster T. Feather's, 157 W. El Camino Real, Sunnyvale. Please come out and see me and support me in the 6th Annual Rooster's Comedy Competition. Last year I made it to the semi-finals. With a little more experience under my belt, and your votes, perhaps I'll take it all the way this year! I have some free tickets available so contact me if you'd like one or two. Other than that, get your tix here or call Rooster's at 408/736-0921. Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Holy Crap I Love This Chick!

Over and over and over again. Joanie, baby, you rock my world!

Say It Ain't So, Rhoda!


He was a hunk in his day. He helped my cousin Debbie win $25,000 on the "Pyramid" show in 1976.

RIP, David Groh aka Joe Gerard. :)

Thursday, February 14, 2008

What an S.O.B.


From the demented brain of Jesse Helms, one of the most unpatriotic Americans ever to serve in the Senate.
Helms was particularly vitriolic when speaking of gays and lesbians, blaming them for "the proliferation of AIDS," and stating that he disliked using the word "gay" to refer to them since, "...there's nothing gay about them."

Helms opposed the Martin Luther King Day bill in 1983 on grounds that King had two associates with communist ties, Stanley Levison and Jack O'Dell; as well, he voiced disapproval of King's alleged philandering.

Helms' referred to the University of North Carolina (UNC) as the "University of Negroes and Communists." (Charleston Gazette, 9/15/95) [4]

Helms once deeply offended a black colleague, Democratic Senator Carol Moseley-Braun of Illinois, by singing part of "Dixie" on a Capitol elevator.

Soon after the Senate vote on the Confederate flag insignia, Sen. Jesse Helms (R.-N.C.) ran into Mosely-Braun in a Capitol elevator. Helms turned to his friend, Sen. Orrin Hatch (R.-Utah), and said, "Watch me make her cry. I'm going to make her cry. I'm going to sing 'Dixie' until she cries." He then proceeded to sing the song about the good life during slavery to Mosely-Braun (Gannett News Service, 9/2/93; Time, 8/16/93).[5]

At this time, his press secretary was Claude Allen, an African American. James Meredith, who earned fame as the first African American student admitted to the University of Mississippi, also served on Helms' staff.[citation needed]

While working on the 1950 campaign of Republican Willis Smith against Democrat Frank Porter Graham, Helms helped create an ad that read "White people, wake up before it is too late. Do you want Negroes working beside you, your wife and your daughters, in your mills and factories? Frank Graham favors mingling of the races." Another ad featured photographs Helms himself had doctored to illustrate the allegation that Graham's wife had danced with a black man. (FAIR 9/1/01, The News and Observer 8/26/01)

Helms was an ardent supporter of the late Chile dictator Augusto Pinochet. [6]

When Roberta Achtenberg was appointed Assistant Secretary of the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development in 1993 by President Bill Clinton, Helms attempted to block her confirmation, stating that he refused to vote for "that damned lesbian".

After a protest during his 1986 visit to Mexico, Helms opined: "All Latins are volatile people. Hence, I was not surprised at the volatile reaction." [7]

In 1994 Helms spoke out against metal industrial singer Marilyn Manson. Manson responded by painting an anti-gay slur on his chest during a show in Winston-Salem, in a sarcastic and critical display against Helms's social viewpoints.

Hendrik Hertzberg of The New Yorker noted in his memoirs that Helms had "the 'humorous habit'" of calling all black people "Fred".

Helms used race issues in many elections; for instance, in 1990, he ran the famous "Hands" television ad in a tough re-election race. The ad has become legendary in Southern political circles as the most direct appeal to white backlash in modern American politics. The ad played upon white voters' ideas that affirmative action might lead to a job going to a less-qualified candidate ("Gantt supports Ted Kennedy's racial quota law, that makes the color of your skin more important than your qualifications.") (watch the ad).

Helms opposed an amendment offering War reparations#Japan to Japanese-Americans who had been interned during World War II; he proposed an amendment stipulating that no reparations would be made unless the Japanese government compensated the families of Americans killed at Pearl Harbor.

In 1994, Helms created a sensation when, on the anniversary of John F. Kennedy's assassination, he told broadcasters Rowland Evans, Jr., and Robert Novak that Clinton was "not up" to the tasks of being commander-in-chief and suggested that Clinton had "better not show up around here [Fort Bragg] without a bodyguard."[8]

Helms was a strong supporter of drug prohibition, and opposed former Massachusetts Governor Bill Weld's nomination as Ambassador to Mexico because Weld supported medical marijuana.[9] Helms proposed several bills as part of the war on drugs.[10].

Helms once claimed that "The New York Times and Washington Post are both infested with homosexuals themselves. Just about every person down there is a homosexual or lesbian." [11]