Heterosexuals Flaunting Themselves in Public

Rudy Giuliani, or as I like to call him, Rudy FUCKING Giuliani, just took a cell phone call from his wife (planned, I'm sure) during a talk in front of the National Rifle Association (aka the National FUCKING Rifle Association) to show how devoted he is to her. (Probably about as devoted as he was to his first wife when he was fucking around with Donna Hanover behind her back (Giuliani and Hanover lived together while he was still married to said wife); probably about as devoted he was to Hanover when, during their marriage, he was fucking around serially, first with Cristyne Lategano and then with Judith Nathan.)

If we had a gay candidate, would this happen? No, and I'll tell you why - because we are secure enough in our relationships and in our sexuality that we don't need to flaunt - or prove- anything in public. And of course, no, because a gay candidate wouldn't stoop so low as to kiss the NRA's ass. Period, case closed.

Rudy FUCKING Giuliani, indeed.