A defiant Sen. Larry Craig denied any wrongdoing Tuesday despite his guilty plea this summer in a men's room police sting, emphatically adding, "I am not gay. I have never been gay."
In other news, a spokesman for the NAACP denied reports that the late James Brown was black, Pat Boone denied being white, and Joan Rivers denied allegations that she has had cosmetic surgery.
Oh, Mr. Craig, you poor, sad, troubled man.
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