Grumpy?! Who, moi?!

I found this note in my desk this morning stuffed between a few other pieces of paper. I have no idea who put it there, or when they did. I blew it up and put it on my corkboard next to a picture of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and I circled "Grumpy." Don't you just love the way they spelled precedent?!

Hump Day Comedy at the Clubhouse! Wednesday, April 25, 8 pm with your host Adam McLaughlin and featuring a ton of funny, funny people, including me! $5 admission - now if that ain't 21st century comedy at 20th century prices I don't know what is. BYOB for 21+. The Clubhouse is located at 414 Mason Street, 7th floor, between Geary and Post. Come on up and have some laughs!

B MOVIE ONLINE Kenny Altman Commercial

Watch this commercial, watch it often, tell your friends! If I get the most amount of views I get the commercial played at the premier of B-Movie Online - thanks!

Taking it to the North Bay!

Comedy Night - Saturday, April 21, 9:00 PM at the Russian River Resort16390 4th Street in downtown Guerneville along the beautiful Russian River. www.russianriverresort.com


Tix - $5 - Holy Crap - 21st century comedy at 20th century prices!

Featuring Nick Leonard (headliner), with Candy Churilla and Kenny Altman (emcee)

Nick Leonard, headliner - Nick Leonard produces Q Comedy, the premiere gay comedy showcase in San Francisco. He has performed with Louie Anderson, Brian Regan, Eric McCormack, Marga Gomez, Karen Ripley, Danny Williams, Sabrina Matthews, Scott Capurro, Doug Holsclaw, Betsy Salkind, Marilyn Pittman, and many others... www.nickleonard.net


Candy Churilla - Candy Churilla, Oakland resident, stars in "Sex & the Ghetto," a reality show that broadcasts in her head. www.candychurilla.com


And me, Kenny Altman, the gay, religious rock and roll Jew! When G-d was handing out the show tune gene to gay men, I was in the next room at the Joan Jett concert. I recently placed 4th in the preliminary round of the 5th Annual Comedy Competition at Rooster T. Feather's in Sunnyvale, CA. Come and see me this Saturday night in Guerneville, and then in Sunnyvale in the semi-finals on May 9!

Our Little Theater, Wednesday, April 11 at 8 pm

I'll be doing a set at the comedy showcase on Wednesday, April 11, show beginning at 8 pm, at Our Little Theater, 287 Ellis Streets San Francisco. (Between Mason/Taylor)
Behind the Hilton Hotel Downtown San Francisco

Tickets: Contact the box office 24-hour Ticket and Information Hotline: (415) 928-4060 $10/$15 or thereabouts...

Come and have some laughs!

Saturday, April 14 - Hosting the Grad Show in SF Wednesday, May 9 - Semi-finals in Sunnyvale

Hey! Join me next Saturday afternoon as I host the grad show at the Clubhouse at SFCC. I am excited about presenting to you the latest crop of graduates of the SFCC's advanced class. They kick ass and I know you'll have a great time! Plus - I'm the emcee! Show is at 4 pm at 414 Mason Street, 7th Floor (we're the comedy club so underground we're seven floors up!), between Geary and Post. Tickets are $10, easily available in advance for those of you who do not carry money on Shabbat - http://brownpapertickets.com/event/14227/ or by contacting Melissa Gans by mailto:melissa999us@yahoo.com. All comics get 50% of the door, so make sure to tell the host at the front door that you are coming to see ME! Thanks!

On Wednesday, May 9 at 8 pm I will be competing in the semi-finals at the Rooster T. Feather's 5th Annual Comedy Competition. Come on down and cheer me on - and VOTE for me if you think I'm worthy of the honor! Rooster T. Feathers is located at 157 W. El Camino Real in Sunnyvale. Tickets are $10. These events frequently sell out so if you're planning on coming purchase your tickets in advance at http://roostertfeathers.com/

Here's the set that got me 4th place in the preliminary round. Thanks, enjoy, and thanks for coming out to support live comedy in the greatest place in the world to do comedy - the San Francisco Bay Area!