This is the set I did at Rooster's on Wednesday evening, March 28. I took 4th place and now I advance to the semi-finals on May 9.


Enjoy!

Dear Friends,

Please mark your calendars now, buy your tix, and come and see me at the Clubhouse, 414 Mason Street, 7th Floor (between Geary and Post) on Saturday night, March 31 at the 9 PM “Naked Comedy” show! My good friend Jason Clause and I will be rocking the house along with these heavy hitters:

Sammy Wegent, finalist San Jose Improv "Battle of the Bay" competition, 2005
Scotty Fell, frequent headliner at the Clubhouse, performing all over the Bay Area, finalist in Killer Laughs Competition, 2007
Ali Mafi (emcee), from the Axis of Evil tour, regular performer at the Punchline and clubs all over the Bay Area
Reggie Steele (headliner), 1st place winner of the Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Competition, 2003, now headlining and hosting all over the USA, and it doesn’t hurt that he is also one fine-lookin’ man!

This is a BIG deal for me. The comics on the bill for March 31 are people whose work I greatly admire, and I am honored to have been asked to participate in this show. This is going to be a great, great, funny, funny, show – don’t miss it!

Tickets are $10. Available at www.brownpapertickets.com/event/11275 or by contacting Melissa Gans at melissa999us@yahoo.com. http://lilmonkey.typepad.com/the_clubhouse/

If you’re planning on being in Sunnyvale on Wednesday, March 28, come and see me (and vote for me!) at the Rooster T. Feathers 5th Annual Amateur Comedy Competition. Doors at 7:15, show at 8:00. Info at
http://roostertfeathers.com/

Check this out – I made a commercial tonight for my friends at BMOVIE ONLINE - click on the image at the top of this post.

Keep well and keep cleaning for Pesach,

Kenny A.

Dear Friends,

Please mark your calendars now, buy your tix, and come and see me at the Clubhouse, 414 Mason Street, 7th Floor (between Geary and Post) on Saturday night, March 31 at the 9 PM “Naked Comedy” show! My good friend Jason Clause and I will be rocking the house, along with these heavy hitters:

Deb Campo (emcee), finalist in Nickelodeon’s “America’s Funniest Mom” competition, 2007
Sammy Wegent, finalist San Jose Improv "Battle of the Bay" competition, 2005
Scotty Fell, frequent headliner at the Clubhouse, performing all over the Bay Area
Ali Mafi, from the Axis of Evil tour, regular performer at the Punchline and clubs all over the Bay Area
Reggie Steele (headliner), 1st place winner of the Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Competition, 2003, now headlining and hosting all over the USA, and it doesn’t hurt that he is also one fine-lookin’ man!

This is a BIG deal for me. The comics on the bill for March 31 are people whose work I greatly admire, and I am honored to have been asked to participate in this show. This is going to be a great, great, funny, funny, show – don’t miss it!

Tickets are $10. Available at www.brownpapertickets.com/event/11275 or by contacting Melissa Gans at melissa999us@yahoo.com. http://lilmonkey.typepad.com/the_clubhouse/

I will also be appearing at these clubs on these dates:
March 24 and 31 – Clubhouse at 6 pm, $5
March 24 – Q Comedy, 8 PM, Jon Sims Center, 1519 Mission Street. $8 - $15 sliding scale
March 28 – 5th Annual Amateur Comedy Competition, Rooster T. Feathers, 157 W. El Camino Real, Sunnyvale. Doors 7:15 PM, show 8 PM. $10. I have a few free tix available if you want to come and cheer me on.

Best regards and thanks to all,

Kenny A.

The outing of Gen. Pete Pace, Day 5

Gay?! Who, me?! Why, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Well, on reflection, funny you should ask...

The Outing of Gen. Pete Pace, Day 4

San Francisco, CA, June 2006 - Gen. Pace watches Gay Pride Parade, wistfully, from the sidelines. "Perhaps next year," he thinks to himself, "I'll be brave enough to participate."

I am taking bets on how long it will take Gen. Pace to either come out or have someone do it for him. Contact me c/o this blog.

Peter - Portrait of a Gay General - coming soon, to a theatre near you.

HOLY CRAP! IS THIS GUY GAY, OR WHAT?!!!!!

Come out, come out, General Pace!

Gen. Pace's remarks are almost a perfect echo of what Ted Haggard used to say about homosexuality - my bet is that it's only a matter of time until Pace's escort/meth supplier comes out of the woodwork to set the record straight on this poor, misguided man.

Kenny Altman at Clubhouse, Naked Comedy 3/10/07

My first time doing the 9 pm "Pro Showcase" - thanks for watching, enjoy!

Kenny Altman at Purim Follies 3/4/07

I killed on Purim! Enjoy!

March is busting out all over...

Saturdays March 3, 17, 24 and 31, 6 pm – New Talent Showcase, The Clubhouse, 414 Mason Street, 7th Floor, SF, $5

Sunday, March 4, 6:00 pm, The Purim Follies, Temple Emanu-El, 2 Lake Street, SF, $20

CANCELED – Java on Ocean, Wednesay, March 7

Saturday, March 10, 4 pm – HOSTING Grad Show/New Talent Showcase, The Clubhouse, $10 If you come to this show, tell them you are coming to see me - I get 50% of ticket sales for anyone who comes to see me! Tickets online at www.brownpapertickets.com/event/11129
or contact Melissa Gans at melissa999us@yahoo.com or 415/921-2051 for will call tix.

Saturday, March 10 and March 31, 9 pm – Naked Comedy Showcase,
The Clubhouse, $10 (free if you attend the earlier show)

Wednesday, March 28, 8 pm – Fifth Annual Amateur Comedy Competition at Rooster T. Feathers, 157 W. El Camino Real, Sunnyvale – $10. I have some free tix available, contact me if you would like them, but you must use them! Reservation line – 408/736-0921

Thanks for listening, thanks for watching, thanks for supporting live comedy and making me feel good, Shabbat Shalom and Chag Sameach Purim to all!

Kenny A.