Thursday, June 28, 2007

Say What?!


Ike Turner, from his 2001 autobiography, Taking Back My Name, attempts to refute Tina's claims that she was a victim of domestic abuse at his hand, by saying "Sure, I've slapped Tina... There have been times when I punched her to the ground without thinking. But I never beat her."

Uh, can you run that by me again, real slow?!

Kenny Altman Hosts Naked Comedy 6/23/07

My first time hosting the pro showcase. I think I done good. Thanks for watching, enjoy!

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Mika Brzezinski of MNSBC rips Paris report

The word "hero" is often overused. I will use it here when referring to Mika Brzezinski. She is a hero today, to me!

Monday, June 25, 2007

Just when you think it's getting better...


From The New York Times, June 24, 2007

School Officials Black Out Photo of a Gay Student’s Kiss
By MANNY FERNANDEZ

NEWARK, June 23 — It started with a kiss.

Andre Jackson, a senior at East Side High School, leaned over his boyfriend’s shoulder one day several months ago and kissed him on the lips. He took a picture of the smooch with his digital camera.

Like other students, Mr. Jackson later paid $150 to have his own special page of photos in the school yearbook. He decided to include the picture of the kiss, to make not a political statement, but a personal one.

“I didn’t intend to say, ‘Oh hey, look at me, I’m gay,’ ” said Mr. Jackson, 18. “It was just a picture showing my emotion, saying that I’m happy, you know, whatever. It was to look back on as a memory.”

On Thursday evening, when the seniors gathered at a restaurant here for the Senior Banquet, students received the yearbooks they had bought for around $85. But the picture of Mr. Jackson kissing his boyfriend was gone. School officials had blacked it out. Roughly 250 yearbooks were distributed, and all of them had a black-marker splotch covering every inch of the photo.

“I was upset,” Mr. Jackson said. “I was hurt. I felt embarrassed and abused.”

He and another student said the photo was blacked out at the restaurant by several teachers and the principal, Mario Santos, as the yearbooks were being handed out to the seniors when they entered. The other student, Benilde Barroqueiro, said a teacher told her: “It’s not that we want to do this. It’s that we have to do this.”

Saturday, after The Newark Star-Ledger published an article about the controversy, Mr. Jackson’s blacked-out kiss became the subject of debate, outrage and inquiry.

The decision to blot out the photo was made by Marion A. Bolden, the Newark Public Schools superintendent. Ms. Bolden said that an assistant superintendent had alerted her to the picture on Thursday afternoon. “I thought that the photo was suggestive,” Ms. Bolden said.

She said she made her decision without seeing the entire yearbook, and looked at only the one page.

The thin, hardcover yearbook, titled “Take Another Look,” features many pictures of the Class of 2007, including several of heterosexual couples embracing and kissing. On the page immediately opposite Mr. Jackson’s, a young man and a young woman kiss on a couch, his hand on her leg as she sits on his lap.

A New Jersey gay rights group, Garden State Equality, demanded that Ms. Bolden publicly apologize to Mr. Jackson and his boyfriend, David Escobales, 19, of Allentown, Pa. The group is also calling on Ms. Bolden to redistribute the yearbooks with the photo of the kiss included, describing the decision to black out the picture as “homophobic” and “unlawful.”

“The school district’s erasure of this student and his boyfriend is a tragic metaphor of the school district trying to erase the lesbian and gay community from its schools, and we won’t stand for it,” said Steven Goldstein, the chairman and chief executive of Garden State Equality.

Ms. Bolden said she did not intend for the officials’ actions to be taken as anti-gay. “I’m a superintendent that talks about tolerance,” she said. “I don’t have a problem at all.”

She said she felt that the photo was provocative for a high school yearbook, regardless of whether it showed heterosexual or homosexual kissing. But she said it was a decision that was made too quickly and without taking into consideration other couples’ pictures. She said she was told on Thursday that neither of the men were students, adding that she would have been more hesitant to black out a picture of a student.

“It looked like two men kissing,” she said. “To me, it looked fairly illicit. It was pointed out as problematic, so maybe I read more into it.”

Ms. Bolden said she wanted to meet with Mr. Jackson and apologize if necessary. “He was personally hurt,” she said. “That bothers me very much.”

Mr. Jackson said he came out when he was 16 and that he and Mr. Escobales have been together since October. Mr. Jackson is graduating on Wednesday, and he plans to attend Berkeley College here.

It was unclear Saturday if the school would redistribute the yearbooks.

Mr. Jackson said he threw away his in disgust. “I didn’t feel right,” he said. “What I wanted to see wasn’t there.”

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Bette Midler - Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy

Talk about a performer giving 1000%! She wrote the book on it.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Watch Me Rip This Tight-Ass Bitch To Shreds!



I’m hosting the Naked Comedy Pro Showcase this Saturday night, June 23 at 9 pm at The Clubhouse, 414 Mason Street, 7th Floor. With Melissa Gans, Samson Koletkar, Scott Fell, Beth Schumann, headliner Dr. Scott and special guests! $10, http://brownpapertickets.com/event/15145/, 415/921-2051, melissa999us@yahoo.com. THIS IS A BIG DEAL – I’m being given my first shot at hosting this amazing show – so please make your reservations early and come see us up on the 7th floor!

Thanks for your support!

Kenny Altman at Clubhouse 6/9/07

See post below for info about my hosting gig this Saturday, 6/23, and come out and see me - thanks!

Monday, June 18, 2007

It's True - I Can Make Dr. Laura Groan!


I’m hosting the Naked Comedy Pro Showcase this Saturday night, June 23 at 9 pm at The Clubhouse, 414 Mason Street, 7th Floor. With Melissa Gans, Samson Koletkar, Scott Fell, Beth Schumann, headliner Dr. Scott and special guests! $10, http://brownpapertickets.com/event/15145/, 415/921-2051, melissa999us@yahoo.com. THIS IS A BIG DEAL – I’m being given my first shot at hosting this amazing show – so please make your reservations early and come see us up on the 7th floor!

Thanks for your support!

Thursday, June 14, 2007


Paul is dead now - miss him, miss him, miss him...

Perished in a fiery car crash in '66, replaced by a look-alike bass-playing, love song-writing short-hair tabby. Here's proof.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Kenny Altman at Clubhouse 6/9/07

This was fun. Check my performance schedule at my myspace page, link is on the right. Thanks for watching, hope you like!

Monday, June 11, 2007



Straight People Having Children - and this is news, why....?

Quaid Set to Welcome Boy and Girl Twins

(06-11) 12:54 PDT New York (AP) --

Dennis Quaid and his wife, Kimberly, who are expecting twins by a surrogate mother, know the sex of the babies — a boy and a girl.

The couple are the biological parents of the twins, due later this year, Quaid publicist Cara Tripicchio said Monday. The pregnancy was announced last month.

Quaid has a 15-year-old son, Jack Henry Quaid, from his marriage to Meg Ryan.

Screen credits for the 53-year-old actor include "Far From Heaven,""The Rookie,""The Right Stuff,""Great Balls of Fire!" and 1998's "The Parent Trap," co-starring Lindsay Lohan.

Quaid and Kimberly Buffington were married in 2004.